Don’t make Gabe hurt you
Tread lightly, Amazon. You’re setting up shop in a part of town that’s run by Sticky Fingers Newell and his crew. That’s not just bad for business; that’s bad for your kneecaps.
But, here are all your wares anyway — PC download deals ranging from cheap to “not that great.” You could’ve just stuck to tangible products, Amazon. That way, nobody has a problem. As it is, Gabe might have to send you a housewarming gift of a pair of cement galoshes and a new water bed.
