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Hello again! It’s time for your mandatory Comments of the Week session where everyone is required to spend time with me, Gmana. Yes, it’s really me this time. I had to redo my office a little bit after someone trashed it and tarnished my name even more than it already had been.
We’re up to 21 entries now, which means that Mr. Cothew is now legally allowed to drink in the US. We had a drunk theme last week? Honestly, every week is a drunk week for us. How else would we be able to deal with all of these awful comments and think they’re funny?

Should there be a third Blade Runner?
Gmana:Let’s start things off with a wonderful comment from – oh Dere. (Don’t worry, they kissed and made up later.)

FIFA 18 still top of the league in UK Charts
Gmana:And now back to our regularly-scheduled comments.
KFC’s Colonel Sanders is in WWE 2K18…this is not a joke
I’m going to be a better Tamagotchi owner this time

Gmana:But I really mean it this time!
GameStop’s Assassin’s Creed pre-order campaign seems to poke fun at pre-order campaigns
Gmana:Middling Earth would never be able to handle them both in the same place at the same time.

PUBG breaks 2 million concurrent players on Steam
Gmana:Real deal poultry meal.
Ys VIII PC release coming December, NIS apologise for poor localisation
Fortnite announces 10 million Battle Royale players

Gmana:Your wife weeps as she remembers how every night was Fartnite at your house, and now there will be no more Fartnites…
Epic Games is suing two alleged Fortnite cheats for use of aimbots

Gmana:Fartementary.
South Park: The Fractured But Whole’s season pass will take you to Casa Bonita
Gmana:Just as many modern games are but whole.

Switch projector ‘OJO’ begins crowdfunding campaign soon
Gmana:Rip Steven?! I hardly know him! [:'(]

I like it hard: Videogames, difficulty, and Cuphead
Gmana:I see whAT you did thEy Did thERE :O

Quickpost by triggerpigking
Gmana:screams in Korok
Dice has clarified Star Wars Battlefront 2’s loot crate system, claims the beta is ‘different’
Gmana:What are the chances that they’ll get one? 0.1%

New Zelda: Breath of the Wild tip channel highlights rusty weapons and Octorok renewal
Gmana:You keep on punnin’, you keep on punnin’.
Assassin’s Creed: Origin’s loot boxes won’t have a real money option
Gmana:You guys are the Bast.
That’s all for this week! I’ll keep coming back every five weeks for as long as the boss keeps me around!
Tune in next week for another edition of Perro blowing us all out of the water with a high-production-value masterpiece!