Bless you, Hitman
IO Interactive is giving us a compelling reason to revisitHitman‘s Paris fashion show level today with a Christmas makeover and theHoliday Hoarders mission. Peter gave us the rundown already, but there is one specific note to bring up. Those two thieving targets? They’re named Harry and Marv.
THERE IS A XMAS HITMAN LEVEL AND THE TARGETS ARE THE 2 IDIOTS FROM HOME ALONEpic.twitter.com/X7xXYwv95W
— Broken CountZio (@countzio)June 27, 2025
Oh my god. It’s goofy stuff like this that makes me loveHitman. I missed it on my first pass through, but the studio’s original blog postincluded a referenceto “sticky bandits.” It was right there all along!
I almost don’twantto go up against theHome Aloneburglars, if I’m being honest. Part of that is because I feel bad for them given all of the physical and emotional pain they’ve endured over the years. They deserve a win. But, also, I’m afraid they’reindestructible. Just let ’em keep the presents.
[ViaPolygon]
