You can’t put a price on class

I oftenwrite aboutitems available to those with money to burn. I enjoy seeing what tat is available to the incredibly bored and wealthy. But today, I think I’m gonna peak.

A set ofAssassin’s Creed Origins-themed headphones, from Focal’s “Listen Wireless” range, are available now on theUbisoft storefor £200. That in itself is pretty shocking to a cheapskate like myself, but I understand that with technology you generally have to buy-in if you want top quality.

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However, if that is just pocket-change to you, Scrooge McDuck, then you may take it up a level with this variant, made in conjunction with French jewelry designers Tournaire, and adorned in 18 carat gold. All yours for just £44,000.

Fourty Four Thousand Pounds.

As you are unlikely to want to get your new headphones, which cost the price of a decent car, all blocked up with earwax, you may buy a bust ofOriginsprotagonist Bayek to rest them on, this optional extra will set you back a further £11,000.

That’s £55,000 for a set of (mostly) gold headphones and a giant head to rest them on. There are only ten such sets in the world, so make sure to get your pre-orders in early.

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Assassin’s Creed Originswill be released on PS4, Xbox One and PC on October 27.

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