He’s coming to tilt you into a volcano
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate‘s latest DLC fighter hasentered the fray, and it looks like Kazuya Mishima is taking no prisoners. The longtimeTekkenfighter has some potent moves, and the CPU is making full use of them to dunk hapless contenders deep down into the bottomless pits ofSmash.
The CPU inSuper Smash Bros.has been surprisingly capable over the years, andUltimatehas been no different. But with the recent addition of Kazuya, the CPU has become all the more terrifying. Players have been posting clips of the computer doing some really, really scary stuff.
WHY THE FUCK DID THIS KAZUYA CPU DO ME LIKE THAT?pic.twitter.com/Gy8T46zuMX
— NAKAT (@darknakat)August 09, 2025
i just got clipped by a kazuya cpupic.twitter.com/tqTUbjAswe
— WaDi (@WaDiRob)Aug 02, 2025
excuse me???pic.twitter.com/f5mgVyMsb0
— Tarik (@TarikDee)Jun 11, 2025
CompetitiveSuper Smash Bros.player evenpit two CPU Kazuyas against each otherto see the outcome, and even against itself, the computer delivered.
This has, of course, led to CPU Kazuya becoming a newmemeonline, with jokes aboutsigning him to a teamand questioninghow powerful a high-level Kazuya amiibo could become. A novelty Twitter account named “Level 9 CPU Kazuya” has even sprung up.
It’s all pretty fun to watch, especially because Kazuya seems like a really solid addition to the roster. I haven’t played as him yet, but I’ve played someTekkenover the years and it’s really impressive how he’s retained a lot of thatTekkenspirit inSuper Smash Bros. Ultimate.Unfortunately for some, it looks like thatTekkenspirit includes sending foes hurtling into pits.
