Why do I keep covering this kind of stuff?

I don’t know why I keep doing this to myself. I don’t know why I keep doing this to you. I wish I could see something as massively stupid asPee Warand ignore it like everyone else on the internet.

…but I just can’t. I can’t sit here and not presentPee Warto you. It is my sworn duty to find dumb games and make you pay attention to them. I’m so sorry, everyone.

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There is a war going on, and your weapon against the toils of conflict and strife is pee. In this first-person shooter, you’ll spray golden justice as soldiers attack with little by means of context or motivation. Gain power-ups like fire piss, machine gun spray, and, uh, freezing pee to shower your foes with hot (or cold) fury. There are also destructible environments, adding in anEarth Defense Forcelevel of blocky destruction, caused solely by the power of your urinary tract.

Pee Waris available forSteam, but don’t buy it. Maybe stream it, instead.

The opening area of the Whisper mission, in a small grove.

The Divide in the Cosmodrome, where the Guardian was resurrected.

A holofoil Ribbontail, as seen in collections.

The Phoneutria Fera hand cannon, inspired by the Season of the Haunted armor set. It has a unique, galactic glow.

Three Fuses appear in a match of Apex Legends' Wild Card mode.

Mad Maggie opens a supply bin and an item with a symbol indicating infinite ammo appears.

Legends slide through a zipline in King’s Canyon in Apex Legends.

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The Yeartide Apex tex Mechanica SMG with a Holofoil glow.