The Destructoid Show brushes your hair and tells you you’re pretty

Here’s today’s Destructoid Show! With lots of exciting news today!

The long-awaitedThiefreboot has been announced officially, the embargo’s up forAssassin’s Creed IV: Black Flagand there’s a whole mess of news about it. The nextTomb Raidermovie aims to stick close to the new game, which drops today,Deus Ex: Human Defianceappears to be the title of the movie adaption (not a sequel) and can we please stop Paul W.S. Anderson from making more goddamnResident Evilmovies?

Oh, and theTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtleshave a new game, and they’reuglyin it, because they’re mutated adolescent reptiles. Obviously.

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Superman, Elio, and Glordon all looking up

Three characters walking through red water with a massive dinosaur looming over them in jurassic world rebirth next to a boy riding a black dragon in how to train your dragon

Steve, Garrett, and Henry standing on a bridge in front of a Woodland Mansion in A Minecraft Movie.

Five A Minecraft Movie characters standing in a blocky Minecraft forest with a dog.

A Minecraft Movie cast standing together in Minecraft

The Fantastic Four standing in front of a large blue four in Marvel’s The Fantastic Four: First Steps film.

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The Fantastic Four and Thunderbolts teams from Marvel