Ramb-oh-no!

Rambo: The Video Gameis happeningapropos ofnothing.

The game mashes upFirst Blood,First Blood Part Two, andRambo III. The first two get three inch figurines that look a little like Keanu Reeves with pre-order at select retailers. This is a retail game.

Worst of all, its not even coming out of Jerkwater, USA. The developers are Polish and the publisher British. This isn’t what Rambo went to Vietnam for. Though he might have gone to Vietnam for those adorable, chibi Rambo figurines.

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Sylvested enough in theRambofranchise that this is something you must Stall-own? Can you let this goofy novelty Sly-de?

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