As some of you will surely know, Valve’s alternate-reality game forPortal 2ended with the game unlocking on Steam last night. Without getting into too much detail, there were a lot of people who felt entitled and ended up getting their feelings hurt.

I personally found it to be a compelling way to spend the weekend playing new ARG-centric downloadable content and games I hadn’t gotten into before, so it’s hard to complain too much. Then again, I wasn’t necessarily counting the seconds toPortal 2‘s release, either.

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The final phase ofthe ARGhad players logging in game time for the 13 Potato Sack titles, and this process was eventually expedited thanks to all of the in-game potatoes users had collected. Some of these potatoes wereincredibly difficultto obtain, but those who got all 36 were given a special prize by Valve.

In addition to getting slightly earlier access toPortal 2, these guys and gals were awarded theValve Complete Pack. Jonathan Ross and I were both mad enough to accomplish this feat. And, for those wondering, the unused games are all giftable to friends. Glory lasts forever!

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