Back at E3 2006, I waited in the now infamous Wii Line of Death to play the new console for the first time. Somehow I was magically whisked out of line by a Nintendo rep (lucky me!) to the front entrance, and the first thing I saw was an earlyWii Music. I was so moved by the very idea of a music game you control with your hands, and ever since then, I’ve been dying to hear Music.

And thenNintendo’s E3 2008 press conferencehappened. What was announced was nothing like I had hoped. Instead of conducting an orchestra, players now wave their arms about aimlessly, while noise that barely resembles music comes out of their TV speakers.

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Nintendo has been releasing new instrument videos forWii Musicever since. Two of the most recent, the accordion and the dog, have me scratching my head. I cowered my head like a dog when Tiff told us about the“puppy” Wii Music instrument at E3. Seeing it in “official” action has me even more disappointed. I don’t even know what to say.

The accordion video (after the jump) is even more painful — mostly to the ears. I don’t know what’s going on here, but it’s definitely not “music.” The worst part is that she isn’t even playing it like an accordion!

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